Male Virgin

The term male virgin is most often used as a euphemism for a manchild who is a complete failure. Most often, the existence of male virgins is due to the lack of social skills, commonly caused by Autism. Nearly all male virgins are aware of their pathetic existence and complete and utter social failure, and logically want to turn their situation around. Despite the fact that many male virgins often try repeatedly to rectify their situation, they often end up making it even worse; therefore, they make it harder for them to lose their virginity.

Methods that male virgins use to attempt to lose their virginity, and why they fail.
Below are some of the most common and well known things that male virgins do in order to try to lose their virginity, so that they can stop being pathetic failures. Also listed are detailed explanations of why these methods fail; most of these reasons have to do with fact that the end result ends up making the virgin look even more pathetic, or a creepy fuck.

Wearing a Boyfriend Free Girl Sign
Possibly one of the most direct, most obvious, most famous, most Lulzy, least imaginative, and downright dumbest ways a male virgin can cure his condition is to publicly announce his intent to find a girl to have sex with. This can be done by use of a sign, bullhorn, or simply the virgin's loud, high pitch voice. The message can include various things, such as a desire for a girlfriend, sex, a desire to lose virginity that is not an explicit request for sex, or just a downright "I want to bang you" pervert statement. This method has most famously been used by Chris-Chan.